Santarchy Seattle

1635 11th Ave, Seattle, Washington USA

“The rowdiest pub crawl of them all!”

HO Santa! I hope you're getting ready, because the red menace descends on Seattle this December 14th to spread our special version of Holiday Cheer! This is no cheap imitation... this is the real deal! What is Santarchy? I'll tell you what! Its Santa taking a break from making so many freakin' toys. It's a chance to squeeze some elves, drink something other than milk, eat something other than cookies... and make final determinations on who's been Naughty and who's been Nice. This is well known but our little secret is sometimes its NICE TO BE NAUGHTY! Starting Location --------------------------------------------------- Cal Anderson Park Saturday December 15th @ Noon Gift Card Toy Drive --------------------------------------------------- Hand gift cards to Santa Chris Bias or turn them in at Bars listed explicitly on the route. What to Wear / Bring --------------------------------------------------- 1. The reindeer are still in a cuddle puddle back at the north pole so wear GOOD WALKING SHOES!!!! 1b. BRING CASH! SO PEOPLE AREN'T WAITING WHILE BARTENDERS RUN YOUR CARD 2. Ms. Claus... I don't care how good you look in those heels... WEAR GOOD WALKING SHOES!!! 3. Donate gift cards to our Toy Drive! 4. Wear your Santa Suit... or other X-Mas related clothing. (A santa hat and regular clothes = no bueno) 5. Bring toys /games / music to entertain Santa 6. PG toys and wrapped and sealed candy for kids 7. Buttons, Badges and Stickers are always fun 8. Sometimes there is a long line for a drink, and there is something that holds alcohol that you can carry with you ... what was that called again? The Route: --------------------------------------------------- 9:30am Charlie's on Broadway for Santa Brunch 12:00pm Cal Anderson Park for Santa Gathering & Games 1:15pm The Unicorn / Purr / Grimm (Santa needs a drink!) 3:00pm R Place / Linda's / Bills Off Broadway  (All 3 levels of R Place open!) 4:15pm Gameworks / Pacific Place Top Floor 5:30pm Santa Gathers Again at Westlake Center 6:15pm 2nd Avenue & Pike !!! A SPECIAL SANTA EVENT -- Don't be late !!! 7:00pm Pike Pub & Brewery / Pier 57 on the Waterfront 9:00pm 1st Avenue Bar Dash!* - Boka - Contour - Pioneer Square Saloon - Merchant Cafe - The New Orleans - J&M Cafe 10:30pm Trinity / Last Supper Club (Santa likes to dance) * Please don't go to Fado until after 10:30 they have events that evening * The Central would love to have us but has a $10 cover for charity Is this just another rubber stamp holiday pub crawl? --------------------------------------------------- Hell no. This is the OFFICIAL SANTA! Are you prepared? You can hand out toys, candy canes, Naughty & Nice stickers, You can make signs, carry megaphone for portable music. You are here to spread Christmas Cheer... so don't be the douche with a corona T-Shirt and a Santa Hat. These are just a few things that separate Santa from Pub Crawls... make up your own. You're MotherFuckingSanta for fucks sake. Speaking of for fucks.... The FOUR FUCKS OF SANTACON (or Santarchy) --------------------------------------------------- 1. Santa does not fuck with KIDS Kids think Santa is really neat and we want to keep it that way. We are bad Santas not creepy Santas. Kids do not get adult toys, or booze, or messed with in any way. You can give kids regular toys and candy canes if their parents permit. If you are drunk off your ass, your best bet is to steer clear of children entirely. 2. Santa does not fuck with the POLICE Do not mouth off to cops. Do as they ask. You really don't want to end up in the back of a squad car when your friends are having fun. 3. Santa does not fuck with SECURITY Security people call cops. Note I'm not saying don't do stuff security won't like, I'm just saying that you should listen to them and walk off their premisis if asked, and then let them move on to the next 300 santas. 4. Santa does not fuck with SANTA For this fuck consent makes ALL the difference. Heh but all kidding aside we fuck with each other in fun ways, with consent all the time. Stuff that makes Santa mad... don't do it. If you get Santa mad unintentionally, be apologetic and explain that you didn't mean to offend them and wont do it again (and then DONT do it again!). Then offer to buy them a drink. That often solves many Santa vs. Santa problems. Remember... we're here to have fun! Thanks for reading this far! You should feel special. I took all the time to write this, I for one am glad you are reading it. This is a bonding moment. Cyber-hug! Awwww. Ok you can stop now. Don't give creepy cyber-hugs! Got a Megaphone? We need you! ----------------------------------------- Anyone who wishes to help in the festivities... Join the new Seattle Santarchy facebook group. (search Facebook Groups for "Seattle Santarchy") Keep watching this event page and checking it twice. Cause this Santa know none of yous fucks have been nice.

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